Katy Stegman

“So earlier, I was in calculus and it was the last five minutes of school on a friday and I had just sporked Jasper, so Kelsey and Jasper were working together to avenge Jasper’s death. So I was helping Ruby with a math problem and I leaned over on the table and loosened my grip on my spork, then it fell out of my hand and kelsey, amazingly, saw and came over and sporked me. I jumped back because I was so surprised because I didn’t have my spork. I was so shook. I was really sad. I felt like I had more to do, more to prove.”