Jasper Anderson

“I was in calculus minding my own business, and I was texting in group chat, drawing fun flowers on that little drawing pad thing you can open in texts. Then, Katy comes up behind me and she says my name, so I said ‘what?’ and she turns around and she takes her spiny little spork and she stabs it into my neck. I screamed, and then I just blacked out. I was so upset. I didn’t go unconscious, I just refuse to remember.”