Gabe Salas

“I forgot my spork at home and I was like ‘gosh darn it I have a test!’ so I wasn’t able to go back home to get my spork. So I decided that I wanted to get out on my own terms. I texted Khalil and said, ‘meet me in the Kerrytown courtyard and spork me.’ So then we met and he sporked me and I was like ‘well shoot’.”