Matt Vetort

“I was at work, and some customer called in to make an order ahead of time, so I was helping him. Then Sean Kiel-Locey comes out of nowhere and just reaches over the counter and sporked me. I couldn’t get all upset since I was at work, so I just put the phone up and was like, ‘oh my goodness, I just got sporked.’ So then I pick the phone back up and continue with the order, and I was really sad for the rest of my shift that night. I’m still mad at Sean. He better get sporked soon.”