Claire Colvin- St. Syr
“It was after a tech event so I was rushing to class because I was already ten minutes late. I stopped outside the library and I turned around to go and grab stuff out of my backpack including my spork. So I turned around and Kelsey was there and she was like, ‘I sporked you’. I was wearing a coat so I didn’t actually feel it but I just went along with it and was just like, ‘oh, okay’. So I was out. I was kind of upset for the rest of the day but then I was also like, ‘oh, I don’t have to hold this thing in my hand anymore, it’s getting kind of gross.’”