A bag of pretzels
a lack of mustard
a stag he wrestles
he cracks a cuss word
he knew the beast
would win the round
the two would cease at the bells sound
he threw the match
for larger purse
a back he’ll scratch
with his scratched first
but with the loss
his back itched worse
the ointment cost
more than it’s worth
his bones were broke
his marriage too
for when he spoke
the people knew
to lie with nurse
means surgery
to lie in court
is perjury
to lie to wife
leads to divorce
to lie in ring
brings loss to horse
