What is your idea of perfect happiness?
My idea of perfect happiness is not having to lift a finger, eating all you can eat sushi and not being bothered.
What is your greatest fear?
My greatest fear would either be blueberries or butterflies.
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
I think sometimes I yap too much.
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
I hate when others yap too much and won’t listen to me yap.
What is your current state of mind?
My current state of mind is a little blank right now, but just trying to get through school.
What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
People are too honest.
On what occasion do you lie?
Almost every occasion that I think it’s acceptable to lie, and if it’s obvious that I’m lying and teasing.
Which living person do you most despise?
Probably my lit teacher.
What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Strength. I like a dominant woman.
What is the quality you most like in a man?
I like a dominant male.
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
I think my laugh speaks for itself, and I want to start using “holy mullet” as a phrase more. I think that’s something I should incorporate into my daily life a little bit more.
When and where were you happiest?
I think I was either happiest in the womb, or when I was a five year old and I went to China, I thought it was really cool.
Which talent would you most like to have?
I think being like, a really good F1 driver would be like really cool, or just being like a really like, cool, strong, independent female.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
That I’m not an F1 driver, or that I have a little bit more money.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
I think my greatest achievement, thus far, is being on the honor Roll this year because that is something I never believed I could do.
If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
I have thought about this a lot, actually, during science class. And I would want to be a virus, because I’m really confused by them, and I’d like to know what they are like. Or some kind of cell.
Where would you most like to live?
Probably on the West Coast, I like the rain and I like the Twilight vibes.
What is your most treasured possession?
My most treasured possession is my cat because we have a bond.
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
I think the lowest depth of misery, at least for most people, would be during covid. We were all going through it a little depressed.
What is your favorite occupation?
I would like to be, maybe I like, I aspire to be like the big brand social media people commenting on the most random videos.
What is your most marked characteristic?
My humor.
What do you most value in your friends?
I most value, a good humor and loyalty.
Who are your favorite writers?
My favorite writers are Luca, definitely on the communicator and Mallory. Not my math teacher, because I can’t read his handwriting.
Which historical figure do you most identify with?
I think I most identify with Rosie the Riveter or because, well, she’s not necessarily a historical figure, but you know, she stood up when there was something that needed to be done.
What are your favorite names?
My favorite names? I have a list. I know that one of them is Joan, another one is Loretta, another one is Eloise, and another one is Cecilia.
What is it that you most dislike?
I most dislike annoying people.
What is your greatest regret
I think my greatest regret was cutting bangs. YOLO!
How is life?
Life is pretty good. I’m actually pretty happy right now.
What is your motto?
Holy mullet.